A teacher turns into a ghoul from the dark side of the moon. Vanessa is eating paste. The principal is being chased by the classroom pet snake. In other words, it's a day at school as imagined by Dave Crawley, author of popular Cat Poems & Dog Poems. With lively illustrations by Liz Callen, this comical collection examines everything from taking tests to the shock of seeing a teacher on a Saturday, buying groceries like an actual human being. 32 pages Ages 7-9